kyraneko:

hapalopus:
animentality:
#we need simulated endurance hunting for people like shit that’s actually enriching for humans as a species #i would be so down for that. use this body the way its supposed to be used (tags via @falconheaded)
Do you have any idea how much I’d pay for a treadmill with a built-in persistence hunting simulator?? I would get on that thing every day
Walking or running on a treadmill with a tablet in front of me playing a webcam attached to the front of a locomotive is the most delightful thing I’ve ever encountered inside of a gym.
I keep hoping for a rowing machine with video of a river filmed from the back of a boat. I’d love that.
Once upon a time I heard tell of a chased-by-zombies app for running. Would be cool if they made it with lions or sabertooth tigers instead, or maybe one that kept giving me a random location update as a goal to run to, with something like “mammoth spotted here!” to keep things interesting.
Also the world needs more parkour gyms with lessons.